Nailed It: France Unveiled The Mascot For The 2024 Olympics And People Think It's Just A Giant Clit (Their Words)

I haven't even thought about the Olympics since they are still 2 years away and we have a World Cup to deal with. That's what's on my mind. But the French decided to go ahead and announce the mascot. Let me tell you something, people are seeing one thing and one thing only.

Which is shocking because the clit is impossible to find. Just ask any girl who is sexually frustrated with a guy. 

I mean, yeah, that's a clit. You start rubbing the head on that bad boy and the mascot is going to lose balance on its legs. You're going to turn that thing on simply by putting your arm around it. And if someone gets close to that mascot and breathes? Oh buddy. Might as well evacuate the area because a little hot breath will create a slippery floor. 

I just don't understand how you think that looks like the revolutionary hat or something. I'll stand by this. The 1994 World Cup had the greatest mascot of all time

Shout out Striker. That doesn't look like a clit. That doesn't look like a dick. That's just a dog. The gold standard of mascots. Leave it to the French to have clit mascots.